Pop a cap in his ass

You know what I don’t understand? How people can trust soo easily and have faith in someone they don’t actually know. Believe someone when for all they know all the shit they say is a load of bull. How they can think they know the whole story, but they’ve only heard one side.
These my dear friends are bias people. And they should be shot. These are the people who fuel a fight, the catty girls and feeble guys who thrive on drama and “gossip” that has nothing remotely to do with them. It’s PATHETIC to say the least.
Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking about the issue revolving around ONE stupid boy who needs to GROW THE FUCK UP. Let’s call him... Dick.

I fail to see why all you girls choose to side with Dick, I can see quite clearly not a single one of you know him as well as you think you do, let alone the issue that goes on between us.
You seem to be under the impression I “broke his heart”. I’ve never heard such rubbish before. Excuse me for being in disbelief but he seemed, to me, to be anything BUT in love when we were together. How so? Simple.
For a start he called me a bitch TO MY OWN MOTHERS FACE. Then tried to tell me it was HER who said it. I know my mum, she’d never call me a bitch. A brat, snob, cow and so on yes, but NEVER a bitch. And any name she has to call me she ALWAYS makes a point of saying it TO MY FACE. Not behind my fucking back.
Secondly, if he was soo “in love” then why prey tell did he bitch to his mates about me to the point they felt the need to talk to me? And worse, they felt the need to try and pressure me into getting drunk off my ass and stoned beyond stoned simply so I’d be “easier to handle”. Yeah, REAL fucking loving Dick.
If he loved me soo fucking much then why did his attempts to get me back when I gave him the chance consist of guilt tripping me, bitching about me, bitching TO me, harassing me, pressuring me and generally being a wanker.
Did I mention HE broke it off with me? Yeah, HIM. “I can’t be with you when you toy with my heart like this”. What kind of guy says this shit? And what the fuck did I do to “toy with his heart”? I’ll tell you. A fairy boy, and I did JACK SHIT. I was honest, smothered, and still put up with his crap. I humoured him when he lied. And he decided I was “toying with his heart” when? Coincidently the ONE time I refused to kiss him. And why did I do that? Because he was drunk, stoned, and I was angry that his mates had just tried to get me off my face so I’d be easy. SORRY IF THAT SHIT MAKES ME LESS AFFECTIONATE YOU STUPID FUCK!.
And another point. How the FUCK does someone fall soo “deeply in love” with you when you’ve been dating for only 3 weeks? I don’t know if I should be flattered, humiliated, repulsed or in fits of laughter. It’s RIDICULOUS.

And now you’ve all got an issue with someone who was mates with him, because he took my hand? Because he picked me up off my feet, made me feel special, talked to me, cared for me and then began to like me. So what if we’re together? You can’t help who you like, but that gives you no reason to fucking ridicule someone does it? No. Your snide comments just make you look pathetic and weak. Suckling on the tit of societies “gossip”. It’s pointless.

I told Dick I didn’t care what he had to say about me. I TOLD him he can bitch about me all he wants, just not around “Fluke” ( –we’ll call him that). I told Dick to be happy for Fluke, that he’s finally found something that makes HIM happy, he’s finally done something for himself.
Fluke and I were honest. We confronted our fears, we came out and told everyone who our relationship affected. WE were the bigger people. Why can’t everyone else be mature? Grow up? Get the fuck over themselves?
No, Dick has to throw a tantrum and loose his best friend, over what? Me. How crap is that? Letting a single person “fuck up your life”. Oh but he wasn’t as graceful as he lets off.
He claims HE called off their friendship? Lies. I was THERE. Fluke told him not to talk to him unless he was prepared to be a GOOD mate. Something I can NEVER see Dick ever becoming.

Morals of this post:
Most coasties are SHIT
People need to GET A GRIP
Dicks are just that; DICKS.
Flukes are amazing people who don’t get as much recognition as they should.
People who get involved in things that have nothing to do with them can GO TO HELL AND BITE MY ASS.